mM: you need to get a new phone now tho right?

sS: There’s no need. This one still works just fine.
sS: Though some parts are hard to see if it’s right on the crack.

mM: ok im gonna find you a new one
mM: ur ass is never getting a new phone until it literally stops workin anyway

sS: No, no, it’s fine!

mM: too late i have made up my mind
mM: a mind which keeps replaying a scene in which i hand you a brand new phone and you jump up into the air with so much joy that you kick your legs together while youre still in air
mM: and with that we would be closer to being even

sS: You don’t have to make it even. I don’t feel like you owe me anything.

mM: you literally literally saved my life so the LEAST i can do is help you get a better phone!!
mM: i mean i do have a few old ones here somehwere but id have to fix them up first
mM: tho between you and me i cant be bothered to fix up any phones rn
mM: ill seriously keep an eye out for phones when i browse thru the junkyard again
mM: sometimes ppl throw out perfectly functioning phones just because they upgraded to a new model or smth
mM: super wasteful and all that but more for me yknow

sS: I still think it’d be best for you to stop going to that junkyard entirely.
sS: It can’t be safe.

mM: but thats where i find most of the parts for all my projects!!
mM: FOR FREE!!
mM: cant pass up on free loot like that
mM: plus the cats there know me. they would be devastated if i didnt come by with tuna

sS: I suppose that’s a good point…
sS: Also, it’s been ten minutes now.